Tuesday, May 26, 2009

If Your Name is Duane Reade, Watch Your Back in Aisle #4

Blindgator is a personal blog, written from the point of view of Brian, the one and only legally blind comic, which is an AWESOME tag line!

From his recent trip with his dog to Duane Reade:
And then we came to the Duane Reade. We were navigating pretty well, until I turned down one aisle, and Nash cleared the display, but the handle of the harness didn’t. And crash, I think they were chips of some kind, as I was in the soda aisle, but it did make a loud noise, and my first reaction. I actually shouted out, “Clean up aisle 4.” It made me laugh, besides what else am I going to say. “Sorry, but if Duane Reade didn’t find it necessary to put a display in every bit of free walking space, these things wouldn’t happen/” I am betting that I am not the first blind person to ever go into a Duane Reade, and probably not the first blind person with a guide dog to go into a Duane Reade. What the hell does Duane Reade do when someone in a wheel chair comes into the store? The pharmacy is in the back of the store. Do they have to go to every aisle, and maybe actually find one that you don’t have to squeeze through? I do not believe knocking over part of the display was Nash’s fault. I chock that one up to Duane Reade. If I ever meet someone named Duane Reade, I may have to be restrained from punching them.

I'm hoping his dog is named after Nash Bridges, 'cause that would earn extra points.

17 comments:

Brian said...

Hate to burst your tagline dream. You are not the only one. http://www.blindcomic.net. Welcome to the exclusive club #2!

Cheers,
Brian

Wrathos said...

Wait, I'm confused - there are TWO legally blind comics? And they're BOTH named Brian!?!?

I posted before this and was like 'yeah awesome', but totally did a double take. LOL.

ya guys both rock - needless to say, if there's another blind comic named Brian out there - STEP FORWARD, BRO!

blindgator said...

I just recently learned about this other blind Brian. I have been using that tagline for several years, and I believe he is new, or at least new to the internet. I think he may be out in San Fran, and I am in NYC, so maybe we will have to get a whole East Coast - West Coast thing going.
The Real and Original Legally Blind Comic named Brian

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