Today's taste testing: Delish Spudzz Sea Salt Baked Potato Chips...wait is it DeLISH? Oh jesus jump down, RaNdom cApitaLizati0N wILL g3t YoU nowherE, Duane.
First off, I try not to eat anything with two 'zz's in the name. Can you hear my eye roll?
Secondly, can we talk about the phallus?
Ok now the judges: Me, of course. My unsuspecting boyfriend who doesn't know he's going to be participating. And Chloe, the calico cat. Hey, I needed an impartial third judge and she has a better palette than I.
Boyfriend: Rice cakes. Salty rice cakes.
IHDR: 'Would you eat them again?'
Boyfriend: 'Well, that's different from saying I'd buy them.'
IHDR: 'Well would you?'
BF: 'Nah. Wait, they're baked...that explains some of it.'
Ok my turn. I know, guys, that I'm supremely biased. But, I like baked chips, so this may turn in their favor.
OH f*ck my lawn these are HORRIBLE! oh, jesus, it's like...Ok, you know when you make instant mashed potatoes from the box and you have to drown it in butter to get rid of the manila folder taste of it? Yeah, like that, but no butter.
Last up: Chloe.
Sniff test. She's taking her job very seriously.
Not sure...
She crunched it a bit, but really just liked the salt.
Final vote: One for Duane, Two for IHDR.
Star Rating for the hell of it: 2 out of a possible 5
Let me know if you guys try this stuff. Am I crazy or do these serve us better in skeet shooting?
2 comments:
wow, i just had these for the first time, and i LOVED them. I'm surprised you thought they were horrible. I enjoyed the mild potato-ey taste and the way they're not oversalted like most chips! Thanks for posting this, though -- fun read :)
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