Times Are Hard: Jobs at Duane Reade

From Craigslist. You know, the ONE thing that was lacking from my Duane Reade experience was obnoxious unsolicited schpritzing.

SEEKING BEAUTIFUL AND OUTGOING FEMALES (ages 18 to 32)

Looking to hire "100" females to work in Duane Reade stores in the NYC Region.

You will be promoting men's fragrance body deodorant.

Date: April 14th & 15th (must be available to do both dates, no exceptions)

Time: TBD

Pay: $17/hr

Please forward this to anyone who you feel might be interested.

Email your headshot and resume for consideration.

When responding please be sure to include your full name, address and telephone number in the body of your email.

Overheard in the DR

From OverheardInNewYork.com.

Note Oversized, Gangsta-style Duane Reade Smock

Employee: I'm so gangsta and keep it so real that I think it scares women sometimes.

--Duane Reade, 76th & 1st