Introducing the Duane Reade Makeup Artist

I've removed the identifiers, but you know where to go if you'd like a makeup artist from Duane Reade...

Poor thing. She's probably really good at makeup, but the hex of the DR is upon her. Our advice: Don't include them on your resume. Stick to the less evil companies you worked for.

Wonder if she uses only Apartment 5...I'm partial to Lemon-Lime Fruit Shine...


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Makeup Artist for Hire!

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Reply to: [redacted]@yahoo.com
Date: 2007-07-16, 11:44PM EDT

[name redacted]
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NY, NY
mobile
email: [redacted]@yahoo.com

EXPERIENCE

Duane Reade, New York, N.Y
Cashier - 2004 - 2005

Missed Connections: Hot, Bearded, and Interested

From Craigslist:

Duane Reade - u were lookin for gum? - m4m - 24 (Gramercy)

I was picking up some beer for tonight... you were strolling through the gum selection. You were hot, bearded, and interested, I think. We made eye contact at the register... when you came up right behind me, I chickened out. If you remember what kind of beer I was buying, I'll buy you a beer when we meet up.

Duane Reade: Missed Connections

Oh god, there are so many wrongs in this world, this can only make it right:

"my dog peed at duane reade. - w4m (Midtown East)"

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Reply to: pers-313938772@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-17, 11:09PM EDT

My puppy peed all over the floor at duane reade. You were on the phone and laughed as i tried to cover it up. You made me smile...

Dear pers-313938772: You had us at dog pee.