Oh god, there are so many wrongs in this world, this can only make it right:"my dog peed at duane reade. - w4m (Midtown East)"
Reply to: pers-313938772@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-17, 11:09PM EDT
My puppy peed all over the floor at duane reade. You were on the phone and laughed as i tried to cover it up. You made me smile...
Dear pers-313938772: You had us at dog pee.
3 comments:
I'm the puppy, and I wasn't simply peeing: I was dispensing justice. Wet, golden justice.
Oh my god!!! I cannot believe I found you!! Anyone who knows me, knows how much I despise Duane Reade. I use them quite frequently as the epitome of nasty, bad customer service.
But be warned: Mexico has its own version that is even worse! Farmacia Guadalajara! I'm convinced that those not worthy of abusing customers at Duane Reade are sent to Farmacia to work!
I really appreciate your flexibility and willingness to work with me on this.
Thank you for the opportunity to work here. I will do my very best to exceed your expectations of my abilities.
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