Friday, April 20, 2007

Duane Reade: Missed Connections

Oh god, there are so many wrongs in this world, this can only make it right:

"my dog peed at duane reade. - w4m (Midtown East)"

Reply to: pers-313938772@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-17, 11:09PM EDT

My puppy peed all over the floor at duane reade. You were on the phone and laughed as i tried to cover it up. You made me smile...

Dear pers-313938772: You had us at dog pee.

4 comments:

Tina Di Mauro said...

Very interesting blog. Kiss kiss

Anonymous said...

I'm the puppy, and I wasn't simply peeing: I was dispensing justice. Wet, golden justice.

Xinefoto said...

Oh my god!!! I cannot believe I found you!! Anyone who knows me, knows how much I despise Duane Reade. I use them quite frequently as the epitome of nasty, bad customer service.

But be warned: Mexico has its own version that is even worse! Farmacia Guadalajara! I'm convinced that those not worthy of abusing customers at Duane Reade are sent to Farmacia to work!

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