NJT: Ok, now you're just messing with me.

4/18/07, 5:23pm from NJ Transit Alert:

Update: Due to a disabled train, NEC, NJCL, and Midtown Direct trains are subject to 15 - 30 minute delays in and out of NYPS.

4/18/07, 5:26pm from NJ Transit Alert:
Due to a disabled train, NEC, NJCL, and Midtown Direct trains are subject to 10 - 15 minute delays in and out of NYPS.

4/18/07, 5:29pm from NJ Transit Alert:
Attention: Due to a disabled train, NEC, NJCL, and Midtown Direct trains are subject to 10 - 15 minute delays in and out of NYPS.

So, let me get this straight:

First, there was a disabled train causing delays of up to half an hour.

Then, in a feat rarely seen outside of Leviticus, that train cut traffic IN HALF three minutes later.

Then we were scolded for not paying attention.