I was reading the local paper...having a massage...when I came across an ad for the New Jersey State Fair at the Meadowlands.
I'm all for getting folks' attention with witty catchphrases and cool visuals. But I was compelled to visit their website in order to share this with you guys:
This is actually from their downloadable brochure.
Pretty cut and dry. Dates of the fair, map of the midway, smiling kid.
Oh, but wtf is this...
BEST. SLOGAN. EVER.
Because when I think of State Fairs, I think "Gee, they're all pretty cookie cutter. Now if I could only find one to make me piss my pants...well, THAT would be SOMETHING!"
