The pledge is ON, people!
Here's Duane pledgin' at the subway stop:
And here he goes pledgin' up the bus stop:
What's that number about? Dare me to call them? I'm calling...no really, watch guys, watch!
Shhhhh....:chortle:...guys, c'mon quit playin! ooh-wait, it's ringing!
Automated voice. Figures.
Press 1 for English...
Press 1 for Location, store hours, etc.
Press 2 for Dollar Rewards
Press 3 for I forget I was typing too much
Press 4 for Dollar Rewards Bonus Points Program
Press 5 for another Dollar Rewards Thingy
Press 0 for assistance or wait on the line.
If you are experiencing a medical emergency, please hang up and call 911.
*Am I going to hell because I laughed?*
Extension Zero...Zero...Zero...One is not available. Please leave a message after the tone.
I was totally expecting some lame back and forth about what to do if my prescription didn't get filled on time, but Duane Reade, you surpassed my wildest expectations.
I thank you, Duane. Truly, you are beautiful.