You guys probably know this, but it doesn't make it suck any less.
According to Duane Reade's website, and I think the fine print on the receipt, you can't earn Dollar Reward points by purchasing the following:
- Lottery Tickets
- Gift Cards
- Money Orders (didn't even know they had these...I'm picturing a napkin with a sharpie-drawn 'I Owe You')
- Pre-paid Phones
- Postage Stamps
- Phone Cards
So, in case you're buzzed, looking to refill your herpes cream while sending a self-stamped package of lottery tickets to Aunt Mildred, and talking on your pre-paid cell with Mom about the Applebee's gift card you want to get for Dad...you should probably pick up $100 worth of paper towels to get your coupon.