No One's Safe from the DR...Not Even Busty Dad-Bangers

From Gawker Stalker:

Jessica Simpson

Broadway & E 22nd St

Mar 7th, 2007 @ 5pm

Saw Jessica Simpson at the Duane Reade on Broadway between Houston and Prince. She was alone, glued to her cell phone, and trying to pick up a prescription, only to find it was waiting for her at a Duane Reade afew blocks away. Brunette hair and giant diamond earrings.