I love how in the end they still put an apostrophe between N and T in "Don't." It's like... why bother? The sign should really just say "Fcuk U" it'd make the point easier to come across.
I dont know what's worse...the horrible spelling or that they actually took the time to TYPE it up. At that point, why not just write it on the glass with lipstick from the cosmetic isle.
The newest Duane Reade in my neighborhood installed the entrance doors backwards, IN on the left, OUT on the right. When I complained to their corporate headquarters, they told me it was "to maximize convenience to and from the checkout" whatever that means. People are still colliding at the doors every day. The "coller" sign is no surprise, since English is in short supply at all D-R stores. The worst offense at their stores is the lack of wheelchair access through the labyrinth of free-standing displays blocking most aisles. They are the worst store in New York City!
After way too many bar sessions filled with rants about customer service, specifically the DR, we decided to vent our frustrations in prose...and sometimes haiku.
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I love how in the end they still put an apostrophe between N and T in "Don't." It's like... why bother? The sign should really just say "Fcuk U" it'd make the point easier to come across.
It should read ladies and "gentlemen" not "man", but you knew that
I dont know what's worse...the horrible spelling or that they actually took the time to TYPE it up. At that point, why not just write it on the glass with lipstick from the cosmetic isle.
The newest Duane Reade in my neighborhood installed the entrance doors backwards, IN on the left, OUT on the right. When I complained to their corporate headquarters, they told me it was "to maximize convenience to and from the checkout" whatever that means. People are still colliding at the doors every day. The "coller" sign is no surprise, since English is in short supply at all D-R stores.
The worst offense at their stores is the lack of wheelchair access through the labyrinth of free-standing displays blocking most aisles.
They are the worst store in New York City!
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